CONQUERING YOUR MONDAY! SHARK 101

How to conquer your Monday By Sylvia Ukpong!  

1:  Wake up on time!  You lazy Twart! 

Mama will say I'm a hypocrite on this one.  But Hey!  

2:  Find the perfect outfit!  Preferably something that accentuates your curves and kiss ass shoes!  

3:  Make up! YOUR BROWS might not have the perfect curves.  But see your face; highlight the sh*t out of that m*da**4ker!  Let NASA spot the highlight from the moon if need be!  

4:  Smell like you want to get eaten! 

5:  Make sure your hair and fingers look fiine! 

6:  Make sure your bags contains all the essentials. CASH'MAKEUP'MIRROR'PERFUME'PEN'HIGHLIGHTER'ATM(IF YOU HAVE MONEY O)'PHONE CHARGER'KEYS'EARPHONES'SUNGLASSES'HANDKERCHIEF'INHALER.  ETC. 

7:  Treat yourself to some sugar.  It gives the energy!  

8:  Master the subtle art of not giving a fuck! 

9: You can go on and dress like a homeless hottie,  the rest of the week!  No one cares!  

10:  And if you don't have anywhere important to go!  Do all of these and staya t home!  Wear your fine bumshot!  Read a book or two.  And mind your business!  

Did I hear a thank you? 😁 Yea Don't Mention it✌.